Call Me Mr. Wizard.

A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.


I read books which nobody else understand.
Then I do something which nobody understands.
After that the computer does something which nobody understands.
When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand.
But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis.


Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard